THE DWTIMES
for the week ending Feb 19, 2005
CONTESTANTS TAKE THE STAGE AT THE 21ST ANNUAL IBC

MEMPHIS (DWT) -   February 3-5th marked the 21st annual International Blues Challenge in Memphis, Tennessee and it
turned out to be the largest event of its kind ever.  With 40 entries in the solo/duo division and over 120 in the band division,
the competition proved to be both fierce and very entertaining.  The Joey Gilmore Band from Ocala, FL won the band
competition, and Jimmy Hocking of Melbourne, Australia won the solo/duo division.  In the solo/duo finals, The
Smokedaddys, of Long Island, NY, showed the most polish and songwriting ability, but Jimmy Hocking stole the honors with
a rolicking tribute to his favorite blues artists, a little comedy and even a trip into the splits that had the male onlookers
cringing in sympathetic pain.  Watching Joey Gilmore was like watching BB King himself, only better.  Gilmore's guitar and
soulful vocals makes one wonder how he could possibly still be an unsigned artist.  If you're a fan of the blues, BBQ and
Memphis, then there's no reason to miss next year's International Blues Challenge!       

LONG-AWAITED CD FINALLY MAKES ITS DEBUT
HOT SPRINGS (DWT) - The Pierson-Waters Project finally released the long-awaited self-titled PWP album in a gala event
at The Big Chill in Hot Springs last weekend.  For two nights in a row, the four-piece acoustic "power combo" wowed
standing room only crowds in the pub that has become known as the premier acoustic venue in Hot Springs.  Co-front men
Grant Pierson and Dayton Waters shared the spotlight, lead vocals, harmonies, and lead guitar licks while the rhythm section
(made up of Steve DuFresne, bass, and Scott Sartin, percussion) filled out a sound that left even the most discriminating
listeners agape with wonder.  On fan enquired how Pierson and Waters could so easily share equal billing and Pierson said,
"It's easy.  We put our egos in our pockets."  Waters added, "We check the egos at the door, but they are right there in the
parking lot in case we need them in a hurry."  The two admit to being surprised at how easy it is; most bands can't handle two
front men.  But with Pierson and Waters, the mutual admiration and respect get them past any differences that may come up.  
According to Waters, Sartin and DuFresne are consummate professionals.  "They work as long as we ask, harder than we
dare ask for, and enjoy it at least as much as we do.  With talent like theirs, you'd think they'd be hard to get along with, but
these guys are incredible."  The PWP will hold another cd release party in Hot Springs March 25 and 26th at Boogies, but this
time the sparks will fly - this show is the electric version of their stellar performance last weekend.
the rant section
Alright...  The first topic of the week is SBC DSL Internet Service Provider.  Those
of you who have been checking the site regularly may have noticed for the last month
that it hadn't been updated.  That's because I made the mistake of changing my
residence and severely inconvenienced SBC by requesting that my service move with
me.  What "normally takes a couple of days" took them exactly 3 weeks.  You
wouldn't believe the lame-assed excuses I got in the meantime.  Why I haven't canned
them and gone with another provider is a sure sign that I am getting old and soft.  Of
course, the feeble-minded weaklings on the other end of my complaint calls probably
wouldn't think that, but I suppose they get paid to put up with customer
dissatisfaction.  If they don't, they should because they way they do business I don't
see them getting too many calls from satisfied customers.  Let's just say that my
remaining subscription to SBC DSL is probationary, at best.

On to better things.  Like MUD-RASSLIN' ARMY CHICKS!!  In case you haven't
heard, apparently some off-duty GI's got a little rowdy in Iraq.  The party allegedly
culminated with female soldiers mud-wrestling and subsequently a little skin got
exposed.  And all HELL is breaking loose because of it.  Apparently, one female GI
has received non-judicial punishment (Article 15) which resulted in her being
reduced from Specialist to Private and effectively ended her career.  And over
WHAT?? We send women into combat zones alongside men.  We expect them to do
many of the same jobs and be at equal risk, yet we still have a bullshit standard that
prevents them from "decompressing" like other soldiers have done for centuries
during war and long deployments.  Even if a little skin got flashed, these were
consenting adults having some fun.  Harmless at best, a little undisciplined, at worst.  
Of course, it's the people who have never served who are appalled by this.  You
CANNOT expect soldiers, male or female, to maintain the highest levels of discipline
all the time.  There MUST be a time for them to let their hair down.  Off camera and
out from under scrutiny because there are many things that go on in the military that
the public can't understand and just doesn't need to know.  Trust that your tax
dollars are being spent on the best-trained army the world has ever known.  They are
professional killers. They  view life and value it differently.  What you take for
granted they earn everyday at the risk of peril.  They also let their hair down in ways
you might not agree with.  Tough.  For the first time in our history, we openly expect
women to handle the stresses of combat.  And you know what?  They seem to be doing
a damned fine job of it.  Our ladies can be killers, but they can't show a little skin at a
party because it's not ladylike.  Well neither is fighting through a convoy ambush,
security patrols or damned near anything else those "ladies" have to endure in a
combat zone.  So they got a little out of control.  Crucify the leaders for a change.  
Somewhere in all that was a noncommissioned officer (a sergeant, for you laymen)
who should have had control of the situation.  But you know what?  They are in the
same shit that the soldiers are in.  And they too, are human and need to blow off
steam.  

What did your grandfather do when he got off-ship in a new port after being at sea
for months?  I bet you don't want to discuss that.  What about after liberating one
French village after another?  How did they get repaid by the citizenry?  Our dirty
little secrets are a matter of military history and have been a fact for as long as there
have been wars.  Napoleon had battalions of trollops, for God's sake!  I think we have
come a long way from that.  Here's a news flash for you senior military officers and
all you knee-jerk civilians:  JUST BECAUSE IT MAKES THE NEWS AND IT
AIN'T REAL PRETTY DOESN'T MEAN IT'S A CRIME.  

We've spent years trying to train the humanity out of war so combat soldiers don't
hesitate on the trigger like they did in WWI.  We made our targets look like men
instead of bullseyes.  We use euphemisms like "target down" and "bogy" when we are
actually talking about PEOPLE.  That's how you train killers.  And when you do
that, especially with women, you create something a little different than "daddy's
little girl."  Not too many "mama's boys" make it through training, much less do well
in combat.  

The country freaked out over a Marine Corps General saying shooting people is fun.  
His Marines LOVE him and will follow him into Hell with a glass of icewater.  They
respect him because he is one of them.  A killer.  That's what you pay them to be.  If
you can't stomach the fact that they are good at it and may actually enjoy it, then it's
a good thing you are not in the freedom business.  The red in our stars and stripes
signifies BLOOD.  Blood we spilled and blood we caused to be spilled.  Ponder the
alternative to their grotesque existence; but when you think of it, think of it in
German words.  

In this age of instant information and the 24-hour news cycle we think that
everything is our business.  And when we see something that shocks our senses, we act
as if it's brand new.  Get over it.  Or as the youth say, "Get over yourself," because
YOU are the one with the problem.  Leave the dirty work to those best suited for it, be
thankful for their sacrifices and overlook those tawdry details you can't stomach.  
Just like you did when you found out the real reason nobody talked about that one
uncle who was a little different from the rest of the family.